Dalton Hill

In the home of a hippy In the bathroom of insanity Billy's toilet seat is in danger You can hear him coming towards They all run away in hordes He's going to do a basement renovation It wasn't used till 89 Out of service since 9/11 They’re getting a new water line In the year of 27 They’re waiting for this guy named kevin He's still not done Now he's stuck, Better call our landlord His butt Is feeling sorely He tells us that's all he could afford the TP ripped so poorly He tells everyone he's not quitting He will fulfill his glory Until then, he will be stuck sitting On the lavatory again He’s got to take another poo Which was so long overdue So we tell him we’ll be waiting But now i really have to pee There might be one more fatality Now i really think billy has constipation It wasn't used till 89 Out of service since 9/11 They’re getting a new water line In the year of 27 They’re waiting for this guy named kevin He's still not done Now he's stuck, Better call our landlord His butt Is feeling sorely He tells us that's all he could afford the TP ripped so poorly He tells everyone he's not quitting He will fulfill his glory Until then, he will be stuck sitting On the lavatory again Dying from masterbation with dedication In a situation, We die a nation Papa’s constipation, What in tarnation It's your final destination Dying from masterbation with dedication In a situation, We die a nation Papa’s constipation, What in tarnation It's your final destination Oh my freaking god Now he's stuck, Better call our landlord His butt Is feeling sorely He tells us that's all he could afford the TP ripped so poorly He tells everyone he's not quitting He will fulfill his glory Until then, he will be stuck sitting On the lavatory again the TP ripped so poorly I can't wait to tell this story again