Lyrics by Edward Kreider
Who's Got Larry?
Verse 1:
He’s thinking he’s Sonny
crusin’ all of Miami.
His windblown hair,
and his fancy Ferrari.
You know he ain’t thinkin’.
His sedan tells the tale.
He’s just plain ole Larry,
and this is doomed to fail.
Chorus:
Who’s got Larry?
He’s got himself off the chain.
He’s out in the wild,
and we are to blame.
We should all know better
than to let him get loose.
No one’s got Larry,
and there ain’t no excuse.
Verse 2:
Now he’s Han Solo
at warp speed, in the Falcon.
Hitting on a princess,
but with no better outcome.
He’s batting his eyes.
He’s givin’ the stare,
but there’s no wingman for Larry.
Ain’t no one, nowhere!
Chorus:
Who’s got Larry?
He’s got himself off the chain.
He’s out in the wild,
and we are to blame.
We should all know better
than to let him get loose.
No one’s got Larry,
and there ain’t no excuse.
Verse 3:
Larry’s out once again.
This time he’s Denzel.
He’s outthinking the bad guys,
and raisin’ some hell.
We knew it was bad.
We knew he was whacked.
We let Larry down,
and now he’s flat on his back.
Chorus:
Who’s got Larry?
He’s got himself off the chain.
He’s out in the wild,
and we are to blame.
We should all know better
than to let him get loose.
No one’s got Larry,
and there ain’t no excuse.
Who’s got Larry?
He’s got himself off the chain.
He’s out in the wild,
and we are to blame.
We should all know better
than to let him get loose.
No one’s got Larry,
and there ain’t no excuse.
Conversation at the end as music dies down.
Who’s got Larry?
I thought you had him.
No man…last time I saw him, he was with you.
No way dude. I never had him.
Oh man…where was the last time you saw him.
Hell, if I know…let’s retrace our steps. Let’s start at the bar….
He’s thinking he’s Sonny
crusin’ all of Miami.
His windblown hair,
and his fancy Ferrari.
You know he ain’t thinkin’.
His sedan tells the tale.
He’s just plain ole Larry,
and this is doomed to fail.
Chorus:
Who’s got Larry?
He’s got himself off the chain.
He’s out in the wild,
and we are to blame.
We should all know better
than to let him get loose.
No one’s got Larry,
and there ain’t no excuse.
Verse 2:
Now he’s Han Solo
at warp speed, in the Falcon.
Hitting on a princess,
but with no better outcome.
He’s batting his eyes.
He’s givin’ the stare,
but there’s no wingman for Larry.
Ain’t no one, nowhere!
Chorus:
Who’s got Larry?
He’s got himself off the chain.
He’s out in the wild,
and we are to blame.
We should all know better
than to let him get loose.
No one’s got Larry,
and there ain’t no excuse.
Verse 3:
Larry’s out once again.
This time he’s Denzel.
He’s outthinking the bad guys,
and raisin’ some hell.
We knew it was bad.
We knew he was whacked.
We let Larry down,
and now he’s flat on his back.
Chorus:
Who’s got Larry?
He’s got himself off the chain.
He’s out in the wild,
and we are to blame.
We should all know better
than to let him get loose.
No one’s got Larry,
and there ain’t no excuse.
Who’s got Larry?
He’s got himself off the chain.
He’s out in the wild,
and we are to blame.
We should all know better
than to let him get loose.
No one’s got Larry,
and there ain’t no excuse.
Conversation at the end as music dies down.
Who’s got Larry?
I thought you had him.
No man…last time I saw him, he was with you.
No way dude. I never had him.
Oh man…where was the last time you saw him.
Hell, if I know…let’s retrace our steps. Let’s start at the bar….
Gumr
Gumr
Like all good storms, this song starts with a rumble.
Clenched fists, red cheeks are hints of things to come.
From her crib, a blue-eyed precious bundle
smiles ear to ear to let us know she’s done.
Chorus:
G-U-M-R
That smile of yours sure sets the bar!
Your toothless grin is all the proof I need.
That you’re the one who gets it done,
and makes some time for havin’ fun,
even though you look like you can’t read.
He skates back to the bench, the fans go crazy.
Their final shot for them was not to be.
His pearly whites are gone, he’s feeling hazy.
But that’s okay, the score was four to three!
Chorus:
Grandpa he worked hard when young and able.
Him and grandma had themselves a ride.
But when he set his teeth there on the table,
my eyes bugged out as I was terrified!
Chorus:
Like all good storms, this song starts with a rumble.
Clenched fists, red cheeks are hints of things to come.
From her crib, a blue-eyed precious bundle
smiles ear to ear to let us know she’s done.
Chorus:
G-U-M-R
That smile of yours sure sets the bar!
Your toothless grin is all the proof I need.
That you’re the one who gets it done,
and makes some time for havin’ fun,
even though you look like you can’t read.
He skates back to the bench, the fans go crazy.
Their final shot for them was not to be.
His pearly whites are gone, he’s feeling hazy.
But that’s okay, the score was four to three!
Chorus:
Grandpa he worked hard when young and able.
Him and grandma had themselves a ride.
But when he set his teeth there on the table,
my eyes bugged out as I was terrified!
Chorus:
Any Other Way
Verse 1:
There's a light in my darkness,
no one sees but me.
It's my greatest comfort,
but it will never set me free.
It taps me on the shoulder,
and whispers in my ear.
It tells me it's alright,
then brings me right back here.
Chorus:
If I could wish for one thing,
it would be to say goodbye.
But I need the light to bathe me
just one more precious time.
I peer deep into the shadows
looking for the ray
of the one thing I'm forbidden;
any other way.
Verse 2:
I feel like running towards it,
It draws me ever near.
It offers only comfort,
and then it disappears.
There’s no one I can go to;
No place that I can hide.
It teases like a savior,
and is killing me inside.
Chorus:
If I could wish for one thing,
it would be to say goodbye.
But I need the light to bathe me
just one more precious time.
I peer deep into the shadows
looking for the ray
of the one thing I'm forbidden;
any other way.
I peer deep into the shadows
looking for the ray
of the one thing I'm forbidden;
any other way.
The one thing I'm forbidden; any other way.
Any other way.
Any other way.
There's a light in my darkness,
no one sees but me.
It's my greatest comfort,
but it will never set me free.
It taps me on the shoulder,
and whispers in my ear.
It tells me it's alright,
then brings me right back here.
Chorus:
If I could wish for one thing,
it would be to say goodbye.
But I need the light to bathe me
just one more precious time.
I peer deep into the shadows
looking for the ray
of the one thing I'm forbidden;
any other way.
Verse 2:
I feel like running towards it,
It draws me ever near.
It offers only comfort,
and then it disappears.
There’s no one I can go to;
No place that I can hide.
It teases like a savior,
and is killing me inside.
Chorus:
If I could wish for one thing,
it would be to say goodbye.
But I need the light to bathe me
just one more precious time.
I peer deep into the shadows
looking for the ray
of the one thing I'm forbidden;
any other way.
I peer deep into the shadows
looking for the ray
of the one thing I'm forbidden;
any other way.
The one thing I'm forbidden; any other way.
Any other way.
Any other way.